Cutting Through the Crap, One Stroke at a Time
Ever feel like the world is throwing drama your way faster than you can dodge it? Enter the Too Busy for Your Bullshit Pen, decked out in a white rubberized finish with sleek silver accents—perfect for looking polished while you say, “Nope, not today.”

• Integrated Stylus Tip: Scroll through your phone, ignoring all that extra nonsense, fingerprint-free.
• Chrome Clip & Accent Rings: A subtle reminder that you can be classy and done with other people’s baggage.
• Medium-Point Black Gel Ink: Bold enough to draw the line between you and the BS.

Pull it out whenever you need to jot down important to-dos (like “avoid negativity”) and keep the nonsense at bay. Because life’s too short for other people’s bullshit.