Because Tomorrow Is When the Magic Might Happen
Tired of scribbling “I’ll do it later” on your to-do list? Meet your new partner in delay: the Master Procrastinator Pen. Wrapped in a shiny steel black rubberized finish, this aluminum tool isn’t just a fancy distraction—it’s also got a stylus tip for all those times you need to tactically ignore your notifications.

• Chrome Clip: Perfect for hanging onto papers you’ll deal with… eventually.
• Medium-Point Black Gel Ink: Smooth enough to outline big plans you’ll “get around to… someday.”

So go ahead—indulge in that sweet, sweet postponement. You’ll do it all later, right? (Sure you will.)