Because Life Rarely Sends an Invite
When your days feel like a 24/7 circus of chaos, you need a pen that puts it all on blast. Enter the Welcome to the Shitshow Pen, decked out in a red rubberized finish on sturdy aluminum, with rose gold accents that bring just the right amount of sparkle to your daily meltdown.

• Integrated Stylus Tip: For scrolling through the latest drama without smudging your screen (or your dignity).
• Chrome Clip & Accent Rings: Because even a shitshow can look polished.
• Medium-Point Black Gel Ink: Smooth enough to outline your exit strategy—or just doodle your frustrations away.

Whip it out the next time you’re knee-deep in “Why is this happening?” and remember: sometimes, the best seat in the house is acknowledging the mess and laughing right through it. Enjoy the show!