Because Office Supply Thieves Have Been Warned
Ever lost a pen to that one coworker (or friend) who always “borrows” it and never returns it? Introducing the ultimate threat in stylish writing form: a burgundy rubberized finish, sleek aluminum build, and a big, bold warning that says, “I’m done with your sticky fingers.”

• Integrated Stylus Tip: Perfect for navigating your phone’s group chat where you passive-aggressively complain about pen thieves.
• Chrome Clip & Accent Rings: Because even a death threat can look polished.
• Medium-Point Black Gel Ink: Writes smoothly—so you can jot down “Hands off!” with crystal-clear emphasis.

Go ahead, defend your stationery honor. If they dare pocket this pen, they’re literally signing their own doom—with your very own ink.