Polite Exits Are So Last Season
Some days, you need a classy way to say, “I’ve had enough—kindly exit my space.” Cue the Off You Fuck Pen. Made from sleek aluminum with a black rubberized finish and silver accents, it delivers just the right balance of sass and style.

• Integrated Stylus Tip: Perfect for scrolling away from annoying group chats without smudging your screen.
• Chrome Clip & Accent Rings: Because even when you’re done with people, you can still look polished.
• Medium-Point Black Gel Ink: Smooth enough to sign off on any scenario—especially the ones you want to ghost.

Keep it in your pocket for those “I’m over this” moments. One swift brandish and your message is crystal clear—off they f**k, indeed.