Because Sometimes It’s Definitely You
When life throws you more drama than a daytime soap, meet the pen that owns it. This sleek, aluminum “Houston, I Am the Problem” pen, coated in a gray rubberized finish with silver accents, announces loud and clear that you’re here for the meltdown—and you’ll be taking all the blame.

• Stylus Tip: Perfect for navigating chaos on your phone without smudging your masterpiece texts.
• Chrome Clip & Accent Rings: Add a dash of shine to your beautifully self-aware attitude.
• Medium-Point Black Gel Ink: Because if you’re going to confess “it’s me,” at least write it down in style.

So go on—sign that overdue bill, draft your to-do list of epic fails, or just doodle your problems away. After all, when you’re the problem, you might as well look great admitting it.