Because Adulting Comes with All the Fun Milestones
It’s time to celebrate a new stage in life—where your morning cup of joe might be prepping you for more than just the day ahead. This 15 oz. ceramic mug is here to toast (and roast) one of adulthood’s less glamorous rites of passage.

• Double-Sided Print: No matter which way you hold it, everyone knows you’ve finally joined the “over the hill and under the scope” club.
• Top Rack Dishwasher Safe: Because scrubbing by hand is for youngsters who haven’t discovered age-related aches yet.
• Microwave Safe: Perfect for zapping that “caffeine colon prep” (just kidding—do not try that).
• Sturdy Ceramic Build: Because if you’re old enough for this milestone, you need a mug that can handle life’s bumps (and lumps).

Raise a mug (of laxative-free coffee, please) to the gift of growing older, wiser, and—inevitably—more thoroughly examined. Cheers to aging with a smile, even if it’s in a hospital gown!