A Healthier Buzz
Tired? Sure, but some pick-me-ups are better than others. This 15 oz. ceramic mug throws subtlety out the window—because sometimes you’ve just got to spell out why coffee wins over… you know, that other stuff.

• Double-Sided Print: So no matter which way you hold it, everyone can read your bold statement (or warning).
• Top Rack Dishwasher Safe: Because trying to stay clean in one area of life is enough responsibility.
• Microwave Safe: Perfect for those mornings you need to nuke your coffee—rather than your brain.
• Durable Ceramic: Built to handle daily caffeine boosts (sans the side effects of… well, that other vice).

Raise a mug to the legal, less destructive way to get your daily jolt. Because coffee is a gateway to productivity—not questionable life choices!