Because Herding Tiny Attitudes Deserves a Trophy—Or at Least a Good Pen"
When your kiddos have more sass than sense, you need a writing tool that says “I’m in charge (sort of).” Enter the Mom of Sassholes Pen, dressed in a dark green rubberized finish with rose gold accents—because even the toughest mom can be a little fancy.

• Stylus Tip: Perfect for scrolling through parenting memes when you need a digital eye-roll break.
• Chrome Clip & Accent Rings: Adds just enough shine to remind everyone you haven’t entirely lost your sparkle.
• Medium-Point Black Gel Ink: Ideal for making to-do lists—or scribbling out snarky comebacks.

Carry this pen like a badge of honor, Mom. You’ve earned the title—and this pen is here to help you handle all that sasswith style.